Charlie who?

I hear that Charlie Sheen has been in the news quite a bit, lately. Something about him going completely whacko. In case you didn't know, Charlie is one of those celebrity 9/11 truthers. So what should we conclude from this?

Of course, we 9/11 whackos are already devising our own conspiracy theories about ol' Charlie. Or at least, I am. The powers behind 9/11, in order to discredit 9/11 truth, have been feeding Charlie a regular diet of psychedelic drugs, sure to induce a psychotic state.

So if I start boasting about how my tired blood has turned into tiger blood, somebody check out those vitamin supplements I've been taking.