I was talking to a friend at work about sports this morning. Specifically about the Michigan-Louisville basketball game last night. I told him that I was following the score on the internet, while looking at other things, and I was trying to figure out how Michigan went from a 12 point lead, 36-24 just a couple of minutes before half time, to only a one point lead, 38-37 lead at half time. He explained how such an improbable series of events could result in such a phenomenon, then he asked me what else I was looking at on the internet. I paused and wondered whether I should tell him that I'm a 9/11 Truther, who is also interested in the Shroud of Turin and Intelligent Design. "No," I told myself, "He'll never believe that."
"Porn," I answered.
"Of course," he replied.