Monday, September 12, 2011

A Sports Fan's Eschatology

"And the disciples asked Jesus, 'What will be the sign of your return?'

And Jesus replied, 'When the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl, and the Chicago Cubs win the World Series.'

And the disciples said, 'What?'"

It may not happen in our lifetime, but if it does, I suggest you turn before you burn, baby.

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